Facts of the Supermarket 'Scene'

If you've ever gone to a grocery store and purchased anything, more than once, and you've never worked in one, chances are you've done something so heinously thoughtless that a grocery store employee has harboured fantasies of peeing in the hollowed out eyesocket of your fleshless skull.

I'm sorry if this is disturbing to you, but it's just the truth; the average human being turns into an uncaring savage upon setting foot in a grocery store through some process I've yet to identify.